Station 1 /
Given my state of mind - indeed destroy enough - it was very difficult for me to write a novel about national identity and the glorification of work value, as the minister Brice Hortefeux I had ordered at the summit on immigration sponsored by BNP / ORANGE / LCL in Vichy, and frankly I was a blockage - in Actually I did not want to do this kind of odd job, moreover I was a nervous wreck - while qu'alentours the Hotel Park that brought together the interior ministers of the Union, rose the shouts and explosions of the so-called Great Depression, while across Europe and in the world generations one hundred, two hundred, six percent, eight to one hundred, one thousand euros were actually nabbed the mega-balls, not to mention banned DAB Owners of AAVP, routed, without retirement, friends weasels, officials in underwear , total tricksters, decommissioned in free fall, persecuted nerds, rejects the kapital, shining with the safety, tattooed up, lash geeks Keno, the Interim convicts, unemployed of the slab, Small sparrows dance floor, slammed the competition, bums tray + 6, anti-pub excluded from organic sick central high school in rags, depressive start-up, Renault convicts, Arctic seals, Negroes maps postcards, nonagenarians exposed, refugees of all kinds which had begun to bubble severe I thought going back to my cart over the radii of the hypermarket Carrefour La Defense while thinking: yes, require an income that allows everyone to refuse to enter the National Labor narratives Brice Sarkozy, demented Davos, CA Bank of China and Citigroup, so we just détendons - What more will avoid having sex altogether stratosphere and collect a super session speed radiation insane. As I depend Nicolas Hortefeux, Gordon Brown, Angela Merkel and others to buy my cakes I'm cooked, I'm writing such narratives about the cult of work and the Gallic identity, and the shareholder and delirium owner together, I like it or not, I still had said. Except to pocket the Super Draw. Except to discover the three TVs, had I bitterly muttered, having in ten years to buy two tickets without recovering miles euro. Similarly, had I whispered, you have to stop swallowing the bullshit DJs who claim halt global markets with a carbon tax and pollution permits. They are smart, had I thought, you can always scrape your tickets do you ever see spring green oil, or so, eh, that brings you swallow Total Monsanto mushrooms grown on dung fuel offshore. Bloquons this crap in the greenhouse was I whispered, casting down the chips stacked on the table the casino, cut down our brelans jacks and our laboratory tests, and then light a big fire with U.S. Treasury notes and clippings five to one hundred Euro and dancing on the carpet G20 Round the demonic great joy. And marmots, seals, bears? Arctic sea ice will be reconstructed on computer was I excited, animals will frolic for new icebergs, they will fish in 3D, with a single click they aspire banns of salmon and went up gaveront neurons, come to me small rodents and crustaceans, nice white rabbits and bears had I raved, which was normal because my fever, forty-one hours control centigrade thermometer Canal + unscrambled. At the same time, while I galérais from department to department in search of goat cheese at a knockdown price, on all TV channels and also in the sound of the hypermarket Carrefour, a moderator of the Central Directorate of Interior INFORMATIO launched the promotion of "anarcho-autonomous," and even "anarcho-autonomous terrorist purpose" praising the quality "of their rebars", "their senseless violence" "for their crimes against the European Central Bank," their "psychotic vandalism". Jacques Roux Bakary me behind my cart, just out of my room seven square meters rented four hundred and thirty euros, I could hardly breathe because of the tear gas that arrived the forecourt and irritated throat, and also because The air was saturated with nitrogen oxide, and fumes de moteurs diesels enfumaient les sushis en promo, et donc, me disais-je, maintenant terminé, halte aux traites sur douze générations, stop à l'arnaque aux déficits infinis : je laisse tomber le projet de me pendre à la poutre d'une auto-entreprise, donc je n'écrirais pas cette nouvelle de cinquante mille signes sur le retour du plein emploi et l'acmé de la Nation française et, encore mieux, cette narration glorifiant l'Entreprise patriote censée porter inscrit dans son bilan, sonnant et trébuchant, les morts soldés de la résistance anti-nazie. Le Groupe d'Experts Intergouvernemental sur l'Evolution du Climat ment comme un othodontiste qui te clôture les dents pour se payer une Porsche, Did I murmured to myself. Déchaussons highways and ramps peripheral, unplug the body and the cortex of the tubes through which brands we were transfused hundred million coffins hour. Going even further: dévissons negotiation tables with our rent receipts and our garnishee notice, redistribute the tunes and bonuses by the invention of new commons compulsive, I'd even fired past a pyramid jars of Nutella, my favorite snack. I do not mind drunk singing the Marseillaise to forget the amount of my half of my rights and minimum wage to zero SACEM. Very specifically, Now I refuse to write this kind of clips, news wire service, newspaper articles, administrative circular. Problem: I'm sick of commercials and Internet banners all day - which indicated an eco-crisis of faith stinker - I was nonetheless ordered to carry out this clip with the theme of identity from start France-ups, I was paid a hundred euros, I had to execute me, yes, otherwise going to die of hunger, H1N1 or not, yes, yes, it feared a max, it might bite me strength. Was there ever dancing the devil round the great joy? Certainly not, but it was come, if we finally put our, if we stopped the auto-fiction and utopia for all of the PEA, these droppings, had I said grabbing a package of hamburgers in the urns of cold meat department of _ hormone patties a little gray at five euros a pair. For now, before entering this demonic jitter - to quote Friedrich Taupe and Allan Fouco - I was more prosaically torn between two options: 1) the total forfeiture under the rule of Super Nanny - with a capital of five million Zombies available, or 2) the elimination in the first round of the weak link under the lash of Laurence Boccolini - the capital of six million brains to mush - and in my state de dèche mental, et d'indigence fiduciaire, c'était bien difficile de trancher.
Station 2/
Parce qu'en cas de refus d'écrire ce décret j'allais être expulsé de l'entreprise nationale, m'avait prévenu Brice Hortefeux qui se trouvait présent dans l'hypermarché, un peu plus loin, au rayon charcuterie. _"Vous êtes un spécialiste de ce type de fiction, vous en avez déjà écrit tant pour d'autres ministères. Vous avez un Bac + 5, ça vous sera toujours plus facile de gratter pour moi et pour Eric Besson que de manutentionner des palettes de Schweppes chez Champion" m'avait-il encore asséné, m'étais-je souvenu, emporté on the escalator of Carrefour while the host of the DCRI Annona in his microphone a list of names of lemonade conspiring against the Republican agenda, because supposedly specialize in arc welding. Of course I could pay half of the hundred euros to a colleague so that he write the news to my place and I, for example, go to work at the call center at the Central Prison of Rouen, canteen and pirate DVDs and Chinese sausage. I too only need money for myself to share with anyone hundred euros, so such an option - refourguer the CSD to a third party - was excluded. Just as the call center work of the Central Rouen, since je n'y étais pas incarcéré, et qu'au demeurant, faut-il le dire à Mireille Dumas, je n'avais nulle envie d'y croupir - un de mes cousins de Garges-lès-Gonesse y était cloîtré en attente d'être jugé pour "association de banditisme en relation avec une entreprise à vocation téléphonique". D'autant bien sûr que si ce collègue rédigeait ce texte en dépit du bon sens, et prenait les horloges du Vatican pour les montres à trente plaques de Julien Dray, ce texte serait refusé par François Fillon, et c'est moi, portant le chapeau, qui serais désigné comme un fumiste incapable de s'intégrer à la communauté française et, de fait, au guise of "work messed up" immediately escorted out of the hypermarket and driven out of the employment center. Unless I find someone who accepts unquestionably talented working for me without being paid, and file his papers for me that I make up my name, but that I dared to think, when I'm not even completely brainwashed, do not take all the dogs for members of UMP, which is what I told an inspector of Figaro, the week before had checked my identity in the subway, and also the validity of my ticket, then had reported this event in his diary under the title "Who fraud egg bites cops," had I thought of rummaging through the bins of yogurt at the same time I was scanned by biometric sensors mounted on trays of Danette. I do not know whether the effect of active Bifidus yoghurt - I opened a yogurt and had swallowed _toujours is it then I suddenly decided to return my cart and remove myself as behind a barricade. Rule for the Human Park, this digital opinion livestock in places: access to range of household products Carrefour was now under the control of self-contractors and galley faillite_ precarious throughout revolt we must start with a block radius, whether the produce department or deli. Household products serve my arms and pouring bottles of Mr Clean on the floor, I would turn the store into a skating rink and paralyze my opponents, among whom there was already a client who saw my gesture, rushed to the executive offices for CAFTA and I claim my quartering that night, with a slight delay on the set of the show "Without a doubt." Very clearly, I risked twenty years in prison for obstruction call center on the slide Secondary market, which is a price to pay for a bottle of Mr. Clean, even radical phase of deflation.
Station 3 /
By reversing this cart so I had crossed the yellow line, as they say, and frankly, despite a flash radar to one hundred and twenty euros, my condition had a stroke considerably clarified, and I still stacked on the linoleum hundreds of spot advertising _ is good evidence: gerber such spots showing an undeniable improvement in my mental health. In short, it could be 14 hours, we were 9 June 2009, j'asphyxiais half in the smell of tear gas and diesel engines arriving du parvis de l'hypermarché et depuis des mois, jour après jour, le Kapital transférait quotidiennement, à partir des biens publics, des milliards d'euros dans les fours des banques, Génération Subprime-Angolagate comme chantonnait Jacques Attali, Génération un milliard de yens-Nique les droits sociaux comme sifflotait Paul Lou Sulitzer, Génération JP Morgan-V'la un coup de smic sur ton crâne de nègre comme disait Bernard Tapie, Génération UBS-T'as qu'à aller te faire soigner sur le trottoir d'en face comme disait Alexandre Adler , Génération Société Générale-RSA pour tous comme disait Martin Hirsch, Génération IKB-Ghetto à donf comme disait Fadela Amara, Barclays Generation-You can always say Taffer gratos as BHL, BNP-Generation Fuck the four billion poor in the words of Jean-Claude Trichet, yeah, well, take it in your head, "he added in a statement in Direct Headquarters hypermarket Defence, at the other end of the store, then, to butcher, where actually decides the level of fluctuating interest rates in Euroland, "I had thought. Precisely where Eric Besson Brice Hortefeux and were busy checking out the cards stay suspicious customers passing buy rillettes, or stashed in their shopping carts tentaient d'entrer en douce dans la zone de chalandise Perben 2, au sud de Marly 3 - pour ceux en tous cas qui arrivaient par l'autoroute Schengen 5. Alors que moi, génération six cents euros, licencié de chez Moulinette et Leclerc, à mi-temps chez Orange et Virgin, parlant couramment Excell et Photoshop , docteur en anthropologie, auto-entrepreneur ayant élu domicile dans la baignoire de mes parents, retranché derrière mon caddie je me demandais si j'avais bien fait de renoncer à mon gagne-pain de nouvelliste, vu la tournure que prenaient les évènements - Jean-Claude Trichet me désignait du doigt à Brice Hortefeux -, et machinalement, agacés par les cris bestiaux de Dominique Strauss-Kahn sautant sur sa secrétaire dans un couloir du FMI, je m'étais mis à réfléchir à une idée de fiction, au cas où la récession tournerait vinaigre façon "y a qu'à jeter les albanais et les congolais à la mer pour relancer la fonte de la banquise et la croissance à trois chiffres " _ et puis, sérieusement, j'en avais pardessus la tête de ces contradictions, entre renaissance printanière en cortège de précaires et mort cérébrale devant la téloche à regarder le patron de la banque mondiale s'envoyer en l'air avec mes alloc chômage - faits qui, au demeurant, selon moi, expliquaient largement les raisons pour lesquelles j'avais transformé mon caddie en barricade. I must say that I coughed spot ads on spot advertising, Conforama, Casino, Kriss, Canal +, Wanadoo, Quick, Matra-Hachette, Leclerc, jingles plucked my eardrums, I really had a fever, I could see over a Camembert Lanquetot a piece of cellophane County. Was not this a strong indication of my overall state of disorder? You know "The flag of my mother laid bare by Rocco Siffredi" and "The talk-show of my father fucking naked by Laetitia Casta," the television programs produced by Jean-Luc Duchamp from his production company " The large glass of fountain urinal TF1 "? I'm telling you this because my mother took out a credit revolving, and to pay its bills it must absolutely win the jackpot or at Arthur Naggy. Because otherwise, as the family house has lost fifty percent of its value in six months within a year we can even exchange it against a flea can of Coke. Besides my daron will be thrown into the first cart of the box leading to the RSA and we will therefore have yet to deny two stars from camp back home this summer. Ditto for me, it's rather hard: I must repay a student loan to BNP and another, consumption, BHV, and meanwhile, a salesman at Celio, sleeping on the sidewalk in revising my right. It must also be said that the Credoc, in a survey about my sexuality, note my inability to restore the employment rate in the Val d'Oise engaged in ethnic gangs have sole political practice proved that having sex with the shooting of Luc Besson and taxing clothes in three bands. You see the kind of contingencies? How to promote national identity and employment in such conditions? By celebrating differences and CSD Loved Tonfa? And how better to know the green oil? By burning corn in the teeth of skeletons emerging? By filling the tank of the Megane family with the blood of Ethiopian pirates? Would it not be better into hiding by deserting Facebook and Meetic? Should we not rather see a doctor to prescribe me a trip to Athens?
Station 4 /
For my part I know to tell stories, this is not the problem, and that is why François Fillon spoke personally to me, given the large number of fiction I wrote two years ago to provide heading to the yacht of Bollore and his government, declining fiction full range of literary nuances, of neo-conservatism to radical Keynesianism ultra right - consisting of the complete privatization of state - I had thought along the radius derivatives, chased by security guards, galloping like a madman, having abandoned my barricade the enemy, in very bad shape, therefore, willing to reconsider my refusal to paint pumps Hortefeux and his student Eric Besson - if it was not possible to do otherwise. The radical neo-conservatism, I must say, is a writing style that emphasizes ethnic narrative forms ultra-safe, which prohibits any use of the Kyoto Protocol in the construction of meaning. Moreover, this neo-conservatism puts family values, the PEA, flag, ownership of the competition, 4X4, debt at the center of the story. In some forms of ultra-radical conservatism we can note the use of armored programs - called strikes on anti-lime caravan tribal - as well as syntagmatic credit facility to access the disposable housing, I pay the accommodation and then the sheriff comes m 'expel and return to the bank to whom I paid the credit on which the pavilion collapsed due to the accelerated obsolescence of beams Castorama, had I screamed with anguish while lashing from department to department François Fillon to escape that since Jean-Claude Trichet pointed to me, I thought only caught, an attitude which, it noted, had caused a panic Wall Street and a drop of 20% of the major indices. It's win-win equation: 1) overtime for all the Sundays 2) to borrow more Caisse d'Epargne to buy less at Monoprix, I was still claimed by jumping over a range of Sprite - this simple break had triggered the collapse of Asian stock markets already weakened by the rise of rioting in the special areas of the Communist Party of China. At this time there was some confusion in the hypermarket Carrefour La Defense as well as the demonstrators, previously restricted to the court, had begun to borrow the escalators while scarfing candy Haribo and demanding the allocation of income of 1200 euros for each client - basically a shopping cart full of goods by non-working day - (Afflelou to the store, I do not know why that claim had sown terror among presbyopes APEC myopes employment springboard keeping their composure). For my part, still pursued by Christine Lagarde, Xavier Bertrand, Alain Minc, Francis Bouygues, Vincent Bolloré, Roselyne Bachelot, Jose-Manuel Barroso, I traced to donf along piles of corn flakes and four-quarter Vandamme, bounding BN in packet trays Small Lu, dreaming of baking easy for everyone in the Gulf of Sperone, darting all expenses paid on the diving board of Christian Clavier, chanting "And presto, higher than the marina Jacques Seguela and TEPA in the UMP. So encouraged by the surprise invasion of the plates made by the anti-globalization and teen fans of Stains Haribo, I finished my article infomercial for the Point newspaper in the prefecture of Paris of Keynesianism ultra-right had I exclaimed, is a style founded on the bail-out banks to lean, the stimulus by opening unlimited public funds to businesses or the siphoning of state budgets - once billed to unemployed and minimum wage earners - all focused by a frenetic buzz designed to cause a restart of credit and complete the ruin of the client. Of course, the construction of major market moves in your head competition, annihilation of social rights, suppression of the school map, apartheid and differential expansion of management to the sexual life of human capital continues unchanged , "I added. Hortefeux always swift to boost quotas was on my heels and threatened to catch me. I therefore accelerated the reasoning behind the story of a little, he and his staff coached the MNR debris by the ghost of Haider en kit de backroom, jupe plissée, ceinturon poilu, clochette à vache, chope de bière dans le slip.
Station 5/
Le keynésianisme d'ultra droite est un style qu'on utilise quand le public commence à concevoir des doutes sur le néo-conservatisme radical et qu'il voit grossir à vue d'oeil le Pôle emploi, et que pour finir il se crashe sur les guichets du RSA, avais-je rugi, bondissant de dix mètres en une seule foulée, reprenant l'avantage sur Fadela Amara dont le dernier projet de communication était d'implanter des filiales d'Areva au centre des cités du 9-3. But du spot : nucléariser les conduites citoyennes et éteindre les fumées toxiques s'échappant General Council of Seine-Saint-Denis collapsed on the last survivors of Fabius Reims Congress. Keynesianism ultra right trend or plan clause Buy American blue-white-red, of course, is a style that requires relatively unstable socially borrowing forms riot own neo-conservative radical, and if it heats severe the promulgation of emergency rule on lines A, B, C, D of the RER, had I said to the audience's attention TF1, few trained in these issues of international management since the demise of Yves Montand in the cold night of oblivion, you know I have not forgotten your farm economy provided sur Antenne 2, avais-je siffloté en considérant le sanglot de Pascal Bruckner rouler sur la joue de Marine Le Pen, laquelle était occupée à fustiger la repentance de Nicolas Sarkozy dans l'affaire des ventes de CD de Carla Marchiani à la Thaïlande. Mais bon, passons, on n'est pas là pour faire l'histoire de l'utilisation des drones dans la littérature depuis le XVe siècle m'étais-je écrié tout en faisant un crochet par le secteur des croquettes pour chien, ceci afin d'échapper à Jean-Claude Juncker qui tentait de m'intercepter en décrétant l'état d'urgence dans l'open-space édénique du Luxembourg. Pendant ce temps, dans mon dos, j'entendais Eric Besson qui shouting themselves hoarse: "But you're going to write my speech, this news, but you'll swing your script on French identity! Albanian 9-3 bastard! breaker of the vase of Poitiers! If you think you spend Soissons the checkpoint with your false residence card is that you're wrong heavily on the consensus of Hugh Capet and that of Washington! Got it, my cunt? ". Then adding a little mysteriously in the same tone: _ "Cheers Carla Bruni-Sarkozy-Hortefeux-Cope!! Cheers Carla Bruni-Sarkozy-Kouchner-Borloo-". _ "That leaves admiring the idea of marriage as understood at the Elysee" said Cohn-Bendit was blowing into a balloon, sitting near a transcontinental link cable connecting Carlos Ghosn painted green at the Poznan conference stoned to agro-fuels. Do not we Enervon, dear Brice, had I replied, stay cool, I did not say that I refused to write this umpteenth version of the policy of Raymond Marcellin, no, no, I know it very well the Song of the Northern League of Umberto Tozzi Ti amo if you're Italian, if you're Flingo Ti Ghana, had I muttered my reasoning still accelerating and trying to regain a little ahead of supreme commander of the detention centers that was flammable telephone conversation with Gianfranco Berlusconi, himself a participant in the G8 anti-ratonnade Dubai in precarious edge of bad bank. Let us only that I am a great expert on these two styles, neo-conservatism and radical Keynesianism ultra right, and that is why we so often employs my services, so yourself, Brice, summoned me for a working meeting in Vichy, had I screamed with all my might at the same time I bite into a Bounty bar. Remember, Gianfranco, the taste of blood in the spaghetti carabinieri, remember, manager Bossi, those hunting parties between the Roma and the shield of the Taser Vespasian the Colosseum ... In the TGV Paris-Vichy, on the roof of the power I had met a Guy Moquet, and we sympathized, fags wind, grasp the pantograph, and that Guy had spoken Moquet Vichy he knew well . _ "My last stay a bit dated, of course. Since I was shot, things have been quite moving: Marshall is still lying in his folding Montoire daydreaming in Greater Germany, from Dunkirk to Tamanrasset? No, of course. Yesterday, on a television in a cafe, I saw Christian Estrosi and Philippe de Villiers track down the fraudster in the moor Vendeen while singing Do not call me anymore Eurostar. It was at Calais, in 2008. But of course Vichy is not on the same longitude as Calais, I mean if we look at the political level shown in the bottom right of the map of Melilla "he assured me not wanting to say more slightly pale, however, sure that we were in the region of Nantes. I had heard this sleeper of the valley of my job in CSD to serve your departments, Brice, I gave him all the details necessary to a clear picture of our financial democracy sitting on a military management flows shift to black smic. His reaction: he'd stand there jumping from the motor to the tune of Dijon, he told me, "return as soon as the Song of the Partisans, my usual place of residence for a lease, where Nicolas Sarkozy claimed during his campaign kick me out owner for renewal of employment and shareholders in 2007. " Why so much injustice? How Malian polytechnic? Romanians fans of Jean Racine? Afghans Formula 1 driver? Where is the gray matter? How to sort between brains available? What ideals quotas to protect our capital of the Puy de Dome? But of course, overcome with emotion on a roll, clinging to the pantograph had continued: _ " As I tell stories I stay in the home of Jean d'Ormesson, Laurence Ferrari and Harry Rozelmack. But when I stop, police in the air and falls down on me insecure and I live wire out of the CAF. So I have no alternative, as they say, and I really interest me to keep tile and scrape in vacancies at the hospital, in the building, security, television and the trash, bayonet to the barrel and remote, STB and Freebox shoulder, forward, march. And so now we would discuss at the Hotel des Bains in the number of Senegalese who try to infiltrate into the coffers ECB from Liechtenstein, and biometrics for adequate back at the entrance to the euro area? What do you think, dear Minister of Mont St. Michel? Go to our priests and cardinals, priests and our discount our policies, our brands and our imams, our brands and our rabbis, I beg you, do you understand I am slightly stressed, and if you do not mind I would take some rest in Koh Lanta to rebuild my strength of narrative. Then, well rested, I would attack my writing work 1) on the flight of storks over tolls Vendéen 2) on their nest at the top of the minarets Relay ZUP Verdun. My fatigue result of the harassment that I suffered at the hands of your colleagues, Fadela Amara, Eric Woerth, Jean-Louis Borloo. They also ask me ideas of buzz for their statistical support, I rise every day in the field of docu-soap, JT's, the fictional prime-time, the press conference live from the Elysee the opening of the Summer of MEDEF, the reality of the statement on the steps of the White House, and even that is to emphasize, I am constantly awake, including night , amid cries of anti-globalization, breakdown of the anarcho-autonomous case, the campsites of homeless, uprisings the ultra-left block of TGV organized by terrorists of the first ES Lycée Carnot in Brest, according to TF1, the Lycée Jules Ferry Gonesse, according to France 2 University Rennes 12 according to Fox News. Obviously such a fuss is not conducive to concentration and probably explains my cognitive disorders. Conditions, dear Brice, I must say, I repeat, also making the difficult work of writing, dixit mediametry or Ifop, if not the Sofres or R. Mutt ".
Station 6 /
At that time I had returned, we were back at the creamery radius, and Brice Hortefeux had volatilisé. A sa place, dans des volutes de fumée, se tenaient Eric Besson et Xavier Bertrand en pleine discussion avec le chef de l'Okhrana, présentateur sur télé-FSB, Vladimir Poutine, 3ème Dan de tir à la roquette sur opposant à l'oligarchie. Se désintéressaient-ils de moi? Échangeaient-ils autour de la prise KGB guruma qui d'un plat de la main t'envoie cinq piges en camp, ou de celle dite FSB gatame qui te rectifie d'une goutte de polonium dans le buffet quand tu sors de chez toi? Pouvais-je souffler un peu en dégustant des carrés de Kiri? On allait voir. _"Certes, chers amis avais-je lancé, j'ai été pris d'un doute, et tout à l'heure j'ai même esquissé the act of building a barricade on the Red Square. Imagine how I felt. The special forces are immediately intervened to restore racial purity in the vicinity of the Kremlin. I must say that I had lost my reason. So as a child of twelve, I really need to be subjected to a psychiatric examination to determine the root of my opposition to the standard established by Gazprom psychic. Because today is even worse: now I think I'm some kind of opinion leader, piercing planted palms, and only slightly inconvenienced by this stigma, erected on the radius creamery my barricade I rattle by heart Whole chapters of Celine Dion, very strange behavior since I never read the Gotha Program. In short, I would say it is not because we lost his card Virgin Megastore we should not go on Saturday afternoon at Castorama buy enough paint a crown of thorns on a box of hamburger we all need a bit of spirituality, especially when officiating at half-time at KFC or H & M, at thirty euros per day. No? What do you think of Prince Vladimir Yukos, what say you fellow Xavier BNP? ". Putin and Bertrand had looked for a moment, wondering no doubt what was I doing on Red Square to eat square Kiri. Had I sought permission from military authorities? I had previously warned of my display TVs in the Kremlin? I was not by chance an anti-globalization Chechen leader of a gang of centrifuges Pashtun? I laugh without considering to retire at fifty-eight years? I thought seriously affect unemployment benefits in introducing me to a casting of Endemol? Joking. Putin abruptly stepped on the accelerator and a column of tanks had activated amid pots of cream, crushing hundreds of brie in its tracks. Down with the invaders! Down the Black Blok Cantal! Death to the users of the Nihilists Assedic show! Déclenchons Operation Thunder on the Biosphere! I had to keep me in the hypermarket Carrefour Carapate defense, Putin, Obama, Lagarde, Brown myself peering through binoculars sitting on the turret of a tank Abraham. Taking my argument to mark where I had left - Adidas - I had launched headlong towards the radius of the sporting goods superstore. _ "And so, despite my vertigo, had I stammered, I do not give up looking for my new idea and a good idea, an idea of national preference but constitutionally compatible with your literary sensibility, Christine, Vladimir, Barack, Xavier. "At that moment I noticed that penetrated into the hypermarket Defense alterterroristes thousands of big-eared, Negroes karchérisés, trans families, sans-pap, Raccoons suburban, anti- cars, No Borders, queer recomposed, intermittent hard up, students staying at the campsite in the Bois de Boulogne, buddies bears and porpoises, wogs Lavandou, pirates blogs, jaywalkers in hood, and everything, on a spree to the 'Euromayday this surprise party annual precarious so feared by the Board of Directors of the Union. Worse, among these geeks pogo, ten carried a banner "CDI - RSA, BONJOUR LE COUP DE TONFA", je l'ai déjà dit, et cette image, je dois bien l'admettre, m'avait perturbé et même déconcentré, d'autant que la veille, commandé par le cabinet de Nicolas Sarkozy et les boucheries HSBC et Dexia, j'avais griffonné une nouvelle ayant pour sujet "la relance par le crédit : un plan d'action de Laurence Parisot pour l'emploi des français", et que dans la soirée j'avais reçu par fax les félicitations de l'Elysée et de TF1, qui "sincèrement, cher auteur" trouvait mon œuvre "tout à fait exquise", à tel point "qu'en récompense vous pouvez compter sur notre volonté de liquider par tous les moyens de media and justice illegal downloading on the Net "Nick had said Hadopi Councilor Nicolas Sarkogang in charge of lightning raids, through sites and partners, in the depths of anti-copyright. _" So why start a column of tanks after me? "I'd asked me while grabbing of a racket and yellow balls, then sending slices of impeccable service towards a figure of Rafael Nadal cut out a yellow card pistachio.
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Simultaneously, of course I continued to sputter in my lapel microphone: Alone? Me, never. I also received the support of many singers in my heroic struggle against the piracy of music granny, Bernard Lavilliers, Michel Sardou, Renaud, Jean-Jacques Goldman, Maxime Le Forestier, Michel Jonasz, Gerard SACEM, Benito Videnda and company. For them, it was loud and clear: that refused to cough up 30 euro CD was liable to police raids on his PC issue. Without feedback from the offender was sent a missile on its hard drive, blog or site, and destroyed the subscription provider. In a word, according to Francis Cabrel and Veronique Sanson, he was scaring fraudsters by cutting the line at the first click through. For repeat unable to reform itself according to the criteria of the employment center, the ultimate punishment befell: they were stuffed full of melanin in Shanghai and then removed Lifetime network and shipped in containers of candy market detergents. Ouaho! Here is how repressed Cool from Net: the fine and disconnection of a sudden knut! Super speed! And the Grenelle environment was not finished, there were still guests in the wings. The evidence, Judge: At this time, the approach of the armored column, bypassing the stock of Adidas tracksuits, Fadela Amara, Francois Fillon had tried encircled me par l'arrière. Dans la main droite de François Fillon : un chèque de six cents millions d'euros destiné à Bernard Tapie. Dans la main gauche de Fadela Amara : une radiation des Assedic à mon ordre. Est-ce ainsi que les précaires vivent? Est-ce ainsi qu'on traite les manutentionnaires invisibles? Est-ce une manière sereine d'externaliser le coaching des sans-emplois? Pourquoi brader ainsi nos droits à polluer et nos permis d'asphyxier, cher Nicolas Hulot? Que penserait le commandant Cousteau de cette façon d'entretenir La Calypso? Balle de set. J'avais fait face, prêt à servir : _"Mesdames, vous faites erreur, je ne réclame aucun logement pour ma famille qui dort dans un arbre, au chaud under the branches, no, no, I write simply dispatches to brief our voters nano-implanted into the brains of Pamela Anderson. Before yesterday, for example, Laurence Parisot asked me to brief RMIstes plastic beauty of the RSA's point of view of the cleaning companies, automotive, town halls, fast food chains. The subject, should I say, not easy to treat, first, first time, this subject seemed impossible, but again I could not obey my free pain being accused of working illegally in the kitchen at Maxim's, then to be ejected onto the pavement of the Boulevard Temple by the CGT, and finally fucked in Detention Centre without having time to take off my rooks football. Taking no account of my health, Laurence Parisot, who has a sofa bed at Matignon, I ordered to execute me without wait and make my copy within twenty-four hours, the negotiations on reforming the unemployment insurance to expire before the end of the Christmas holidays for the decline in compensation can be made the night of 24 in the Converse of the unemployed. Of course I promised to accelerate the circulation of my best and I am immediately placed at the spot in order to contribute myself to the fusion ANPE-UNEDIC. Objective: be the employment center to increase the productivity of agents and radiation at a level of excellence never seen before. And at this point, after Laurence Parisot me placed his order, I felt a sharp pain in his left hand _ the hand with which I write. Therefore, impossible to accomplish my task and resume playing tennis for three months, my advise Local Mission with me strictly forbidden. Wimbledon misery, ladies! I had done the deed to Roland Garros! I was unavailable to Flushing Meadow! Unable to attend the Master Gaz de France! I had to give up control of the deal Laurence Parisot. I was abused de mes forces et de ma créativité. Un seul remède possible : aller dare dare décompresser en zone défiscalisée, à Vevey, chez Jhonny. Et c'est toujours le cas aujourd'hui. Regardez ma main, elle peut à peine soulever un verre et le porter à mes lèvres" avais-je dit en sirotant un fond de Sancerre blanc offert en dégustation par un sosie de Yannick Noah coiffé d'une toque d'équipier KFC. Sur quoi, avant même que j'ai fini mon Sancerre, héliportée par le GIGN Michèle Alliot-Marie avait bondi des sacs de litières félines, flash-ball en accroche-coeur, et s'était plantée nez à nez avec moi. "Ca y est je l'ai trouvé, avait-elle lancé sur RTL, it's him, the head of the anarcho-Talmudic. Since the time I tracked by satellite, he ended up starting a climbing course in the Vercors ... It was the sign ... We put the tags on his ax. From there it just evolved. On November 10 he went trekking. 11, the morning we arrested on the north side of the neck of Tourniol, along a line cable. He clenched his hand in a ski pole attached to a leather strap. Flagrante delicto! ". Ouaho! That meant these approximations? I was shocked, I had to urgently rectify the version given by François Fillon. Michele Alliot-Marie did she tax me my royalties? Did she intend to rob me of revenues related to the dissemination of my works on Sarkozy FNAC 2 3 Bolloré and Matra? Oh no, I would not let me so easily sweeten my Christmas bonus! _ "My CEO, did I tell if it's you and your colleagues who have chosen the term" ultra-left "in the spot says" exegetes Vercors "- that den of marmots - it However I have written that the rest of the pub_ ie the plan for the tele-skis Seine-et-Marne, Haute-IGN maps mountain used to commit the infringement of rights, list of clues found in the refuge of the Kabbalists, sleds, caps, the Torah, the products to light the fondue that comes - matches, lighters Bic White Spirit - Heidi fiction for which you welcomed me, calling my work "of taking account of relentless construction, mechanics perfectly credible "_ was in an interview in early November, four days before the arrest of the invisible rope called the cottage on the north side of the neck of Tourniol. As an author I can not conceal the strong impression felt to discover my class newspaper printed in snow all the magazines and read about all the TV channels. I have to say: In my career I rarely bobsled so successful, and, I might add, executed by such a clock. No detail was missing, each of the ups and downs of the story of my slalom was faithfully reported, and it takes me about it thank journalists and presenters SDAT for precision, care and fidelity with which they were able to meet originality of a work, and its singularity, the near post. Following this narrative I got my first star with high honors and congratulations of the prefecture of the Isere. France is the land of arts and letters, no one can doubt that the writer here is a prince in Alpe d'Huez and its creation is Courchevel queen "I thought just the other day in recollecting this giant slalom done entirely in favor of the anti-terrorist section of the Paris prosecutor. So I expressed myself, and I had defended the record of my Comptroller General of the mandate of supermarkets Cognac. Problem profit split: Michele Alliot-Marie was staring at me, still determined to claim full authorship of the performance and collect all the royalties. How I hoisted myself on the podium? How too Gaul a gold medal at JT TF1 organized in partnership with the FBI? We can not mean that the historical elements played in my favor because I was caught between the armored column by Christine Lagarde and Vladimir Putin, and the pair of mixed doubles Fadela Amara Jean-Louis Borloo. Not to mention, in front of me, ready to begin his lecture on the repression of breaches of copyright, the Minister of the manufacture of anarcho-autonomous Lozere.
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History gently slip away I still added a paragraph: _ "In case of failure, is in strong competition with other novelists to catch back, I know perfectly well that the one of them, lower level, aurait remporté l'appel d'offre - les services de gendarmerie comptant pas mal de journalistes mais très peu d'artistes intermittents, comme vous le savez bien, cher DRH. Par exemple, on aurait pu alors concevoir l'hypothèse d'un groupe de jeunes néo-ruraux à l'esprit embrasé par la lecture de revues érotiques, ayant posé des sabots sur la BMW de Claire Chazal. Leur intention : attirer Claire Chazal à la fourrière et lui voler ses clés. Le plan : lancer l'engin en bélier contre le corail 411 Paris-Bayeux afin d'isoler durablement la Basse Normandie du reste de la France, ceci, on l'a compris, pour paralyser les liaisons ferroviaires si vitale à cette région en partie agricole, patrie Pierre Corneille, et cetera, et cetera .... And then of course, accusing Claire Chazal sexual collusion with a famous mobile phone company. Claire Chazal did she not at home a photo of Martin Bouygues CM2, a model of the deck of the Ile de Ré empire resting on his dresser, a pair of studded pumps from Etienne Mougeotte suspended from a wall its entrance hall ... "As he spoke I had imperceptibly near the shelves, and suddenly, deceiving the vigilance of Michèle Alliot-Marie, had crashed into the pile of Lacoste and was out the other side of the wall, splashed with foam K2R in the produce department household. Ciao friends, hello pressing charges! I had returned to roam the store looking for the boom precarious. Which took place on the side of the Picard frozen. Behind me all the French Government, the European Commission to complete its services and Putin butchers, the band hypercasqués G20. I was really interested in maintaining my speed if I did not want to take the bulb up to double digit inflation and a cutoff of gas to non-payment of the fee to CNN. I was there with my shopping and my recovery plan when suddenly rising from the piles of towels, which had seized available from my brain, which had stopped in my race? Ségolène Royal, François Bayrou, David Assouline, this is socialist by the UDF descending branch of the dynasty Orleanist Méhaignerie-Giscard. On their side, silencienx, hooded, Gerard Collomb and Manuel Valls enfouraillés flash-balls neon pink. Two things: either I was singing La Marseillaise without a misspelling or was declared persona non grata at the Stade de France and brought before Alain Finkielkraut and Max Gallo for contempt of Camembert. Convicted I might be allowed to speak slang for five pins on the territory of 9-5. Of course I tried to resist this criminal policy aimed at depriving me of the football match. _ "Mary Jesus, tell him that it is in its security and its membership in the Nation. If he does not sing the Marseillaise at once, impossible to subscribe to the socialist party, even if he pays twenty euros "had groaned Segolene Royal. _ "Right, granny, had snubbed Bayrou pullover ass in a background of dry mass wine. Joining forces for more humanism and employment in research and identification of fakes and phonies unemployed ". Then the couple had laid a crucifix Jean Monnet for me to fuck. I stepped back, ready to go to l'opposé de David Assouline, un des leaders trotskystes de l'Union pour la Démocratie Française. _" Paix au Crédit Lyonnais et aux lecteurs de Marianne, mes amis, avais-je dit en bénissant la procession. Mais ouvrez la bouche que je vous donne à consommer le corps électoral mort sur la croix pour le salut de la BERD et de la TNT. Car, n'est-ce pas, on ne peut oublier que depuis des années c'est moi qui rewrite les discours de l'évêque du diocèse sur l'insertion professionnelle des enfants de chœur, le diocèse sur ce point me fait totalement confiance, et n'importe l'obédience des évêques, imams, rabbins, DJ divers, je conserve l'exclusivité de ce marché. Les ministres pass, employment policies remain, this is the greatness of the state, its cathedrals, its TVs, its mosques, its internet portals. I wrote to all ministers of employment for twenty years and all of them paid by extending my student card. Minister required such a text of fifty-thousand signs, another text of hundred thousand signs, everything depended on the state of emergency or exception of the moment. For example, for a hundred thousand signs I was entitled to an extension of ten days of the validity of my card, but then I had to write ten miles daily signs, those were my obligations to of the Republic - in short I had to write twenty-four hours twenty-four continue to stay legally in the faculty of Saint-Denis, and, as they say, it was not the pie. Without ever looking up from my Quran or Bible I thanked my sincere appreciation to France for this job, and also his ministers for temporary assignments they trusted me. Was it to demonstrate that a Neo-Gothic Lycans less than twenty-five years have dishonored by filing the tips of his mittens with a request for RMI services CAF? I had to write an ad in this direction. To me deter Neo-Gothic Lycans less than twenty-five years to claim any income _ stain still a bit ironic for someone who belongs to the generation 600 euros, but, well, I had little choice, I too had to earn my crust, so I wrote the text requested by the Minister of employment, Martine Aubry, Jean-Louis Borloo, Cardinal Doe or any Pius X, XI, XII, Y, Z, provided he is in charge of employment in the Curia. From the outline of a parable I asked the question: what this meant peddling indulgences? Did they want to spread corruption in the department of financial engineering at the University Paris-Dauphine? We wanted the death of young people by distributing free euros? Unless you want altérer gravement leur santé mentale et leur dépendance au whisky, avait-on réfléchi au danger qu'on leur faisait courir? Formait-on le plan de produire à la chaîne des drogués en chaise roulante juste bon à regarder Canal+ en crypté? Au contraire, tapais-je sur mon clavier, c'était sain de cuire des steaks dans un fast-food puis de les manger en sandwich pliés dans une carte d'étudiant, il n'y avait là rien qui soit susceptible de perturber un cursus. Surtout avec un bon Redbull dans le gosier pour speeder les cadences pendant le rush de midi. Dans un style similaire, à l'occasion de la fête du plein-emploi en 1997, je me rappelle avoir écrit le discours de Martine Aubry prononcé in front of thousands of young people in jobs opening of the Super Bowl of Eura-Lille. I developed the plot following: employment, whatever it is, Bac + 1 to 10, is the pursuit of happiness by other means than those trips, meetings, flirting, reading, and s' it is more precarious than bank ownership, it is more exhausting than the nation's wealth concentrated in the hands of 5% of the population, it is less well paid than the bonus of 30 million euros allocated to leaders of our companies into bankruptcy, it is nonetheless the unsurpassable horizon of our time, I added, quoting Jean-Paul Sartre, whose complete works were underway Published under the responsibility of Jean Gandois, the former boss of the MEDEF never condemned in fifty years of turning employees of metallurgy. To each according to his heritage, to each according to his CV, to each according to his credit, I'd even written it, which that day, the mood Tech's Wind Super Bowl Eura-Lille, had the unbridled enthusiasm of employees Masters 2 by Martine Aubry social contract flexible. Unless it be by you, Lady Ségolème in precarious contract on behalf of Democratic Regional Council of Ile de Re. In short, check my spiel? Craignosse! Segolene Royal was scarlet anger and prophesied, shuddering end of social democracy and the birth of the spirit-communication, the fruit of his union and his crazy wedding night at the City of Lourdes with François Bayrou. What did I say extraordinary, me, to put it in such a state? One thing I realized was there shortly after when Ségolène lambasted the coronation of Reims wicked: I had spoken to Martha young Jobs to honor the victorious struggle against the minimum wage led to Lille in the late 90 , and Ségolène who saw no objection to the liquidation of the minimum wage provided the coat in the folds of the national flag, seen in however no trouble rising in the polls Martine Aubry breakthroughs federations PS. Also Segolene Royal and Francois Bayrou, waving the blue flag, white and red, were once allied with Xavier Bertrand and François Fillon to make me the skin. Gérard Collomb and Manuel Valls had approved the motion of the tip of the flash-ball. Banzai!! I resumed my infernal race. Where was the demonstration of precarious in Afghanistan, officials in rags, women clad with twelve children of unemployed in Rollers, dolphins at RSA, glandus of Dallas, proles to dismissal letter tattooed on torso, psychotic bed Roller, who was walking on the shelves by siphoning everything in their path: Haribo course, but Toblerone bar, great vintages of Bordeaux, Yop, Boursin Pepper.
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Harassed by François Fillon and Luc Chatel _ which perched on their armored personal and slashing budgets big shots bobards_ I sprint, screaming with all my strength in order to trigger the blocking of the chest. _ "They come, they arrive, I m'égosillais ago Russian officials and emirs of the Gulf with them, they will knock out the last prefabricated privatize lawns and to auction the definition philosophy programs on the market for outsourcing. Next year the class will be held on the basketball court. In economics, we now consider the design of the holiday home of George Soros in Acapulco or BHL's palace in Tangier, sometimes we learn to manage a PEA on behalf of Alain Minc and Michel Field, in their best interests . And that's just the appetizer: the following year, once the basketball court shared with the first O 2, the class will be held to sixty in the penalty area. Tracksuit jackets crowded and cons you will save on heating costs. And then as soon as the sticky side of the tray fell in the cap Nike, for you the CSD 600 euros monthly in boxes partners gymnasium. Orangina, Decathlon, Go Sport, Wanadoo, Epeda. Me, huh, if that I may be recruiting part-time at Epeda me it would be good for the spine. Or at the radius Decathlon downs, because of my shoulder blades. Too cool! _ "But stop it, stop shouting themselves hoarse Darcos, he says anything, he desperately wants the high schools in Gonesse, Stains and Plessis Robinson, who entered into contracts with school-business and small boats Teffal . He is jealous. He dreams of joining Sciences Po disguised in Auvergne. He has never visited Vulcania! He denies that evaluates its research work. It is a pedophile Al-Qaeda!! The UMP requires that he be stripped of its commercial rights. "Of course, how to deny it, I wrote countless stories for the Department of Employment and whenever seriously, not to mention my time and my favorite club. I wrote about the urgent need to reduce unemployment benefits - the title was: The Princess of Cleves by ANPE - I wrote about the new employment contracts to pay the young employee three hundred euros for twenty-four months, then hire him permanently au smic au terme d'une période d'essai ne pouvant excéder douze ans - le titre était : Madame Bovary, opératrice en centre d'appels - j'ai écrit sur la richesse formatrice des stages gratuits en entreprise - titre : J'apprends à marcher en tournant en rond jusqu'à tomber d'inanition devant la machine à café - j'ai écrit sur le bonheur de vivre chez ses parents jusqu'à quarante-quatre ans - titre : L'année prochaine je quitte le tonneau de ma mère pour aller habiter dans une barre en carton, sous le périphe, chez mon père. Par la suite, invité par Arlette Chabot, reprenant mes idées, le ministre avait exposé ses mesures d'urgence pour activer l'insertion des jeunes à coups de pompes dans les bourses, en alternance pied droit, pied gauche. Arlette Chabot arbitrait le ring en donnant la parole à Laurence Parisot, en duplex dans une crèche de Mantes-La-Jolie, affairée à dépister les paresseux précoces sautillant dans la piscine à boules. Il faut dire que j'avais le vent en poupe dans le milieu des talk-shows où l'on goûtait particulièrement mon sens de la pédagogie et ma capacité à neutraliser les tricheurs. Mais restons modeste, poursuivons la conférence de presse. Voici donc les faits exacts tels qu'on a pu les voir rapporter au JT de France2 : à l'instant où Vladimir Poutine et Brice Hortefeux allaient m'intercepter à la frontière du rayon wines and spirits and fruit juices radius, the head of protest - a little tipsy toast to the force-Champomy had appeared at the border of the radius and the radius confectionery products organic. The shock! The jam bio was seventeen dollars! The package of twenty-four to twelve crackers! As my aunt, organic is the focus of the class struggle at the time of coitus systemic financial rut morbid. Let's be clear: it is the bio for all, whether it's the final confrontation between the class of Arlette Laguillier cheese and the July Monarchy of Louis XIV charged by Besancenot to relocate our production of exhaust systems to north of the Oder-Neisse. Purpose plan designed in 1931 selling off our industry for bodybuilders catalytic Polish. On the right bank of the Seine, I, for my part, I found myself stuck between two groups, equidistant from Bernard Kouchner, José Manuel Barroso, Jean Claude Trichet, Timothy Geithner, Roselyne Bachelot, Angela Merkel and strolling in the precarious public space with a banner marked the words "We already have a hard time buying the confiote bio, then it is not now we will cough up a golf course to the CEO of JP Morgan banking cartel in Colombia New Yorker, so as he digs our grave on the green and we putt into the hole. " I had recovered breath and hope, now I was not alone chased by a column of tanks in service employment and subsidized by the European Commission. Also, given the scale of the demonstration, it might soon be possible to refuse to write a story illustrating the theme of national identity and good assessment skills Knoll Google, with the aim to bring our universities the head of the Shanghai Charter. It must be said that ancient time of the plural left the general conditions for writing were very different from today frankly municated by the mountain of consumer credit crushing Joe the Plumber and his wife Joëlle The Washerwoman - without neglecting their mortgages and debts of states - all to pay Dare Dare to hedge funds and shareholders, history of prompt reconstruction of the banks' balance sheets and portfolios bloodstained, that on the bottom of palaver revisionists calling to regulate the labor market moves potatoes with water, resto heart, flea Emmaus, cabins in the woods of Vincennes, pushing panic at the counters of the employment center. History also restore wages to five hundred euro and the jobs of sucks, I'm clear enough I think he, tell me if I go too fast had I stammered, lighting a cigarette, attitude completely prohibited in the chamber because of Carrefour might trigger the opening of poverty traps and the removal of shopping carts. Everyone held their breath, the demonstration of a hand, the Union government on the other. _ "Note however that I do not challenge the fundamentalist theology of France Culture columnists from a morning to another support for George Bush to agree with Michel losers on the need to moralize capitalism, no no, I 'm still not shabby and Adler at this point, no, I mean simply that a lot of blacks, Puerto Ricans, the proles of Detroit have left their houses and their below Eminence in the cyclone that hit their American Express cards. Me, myself, with my obligation to write fiction cons a residence permit and a CSD, I could at any moment to be transferred from Mont Saint-Michel. Also they, on the banks of the Great Lakes, squarely planted their Quinté winner and have a foot in the tent, me with my schedule and my two Lotto winning numbers I have one on the red list Bank of France, the other on the bridge of Boeing Air Taf direction latest dug the Canal Saint-Martin. "From the side of the armored column Michele Alliot-Marie took out her mobile and phoned to report the SDAT the presence of three hundred thousand anarcho-autonomous in the streets of Paris and ordered to proceed without delay to the general confinement of the scum on military land in the Hollow. Henri Guaino preparing a decree to ban gatherings of more than two persons, between eight o'clock in the morning and seven o'clock the next day. According to Eric Besson Brice Hortefeux such actions were clearly characterized the offenses to national identity, there denigrated the work, there whistled wages to six hundred euro, in a word, they dirtied Vigipirate. For Trichet, who recommended the immediate establishment of a joint police to twenty-seven banks of the Union it was clearly a jihadist aggression perpetrated against the euro and its integration policies. _ "Whoever attacks our devices back to employment is a threat to our institutions, and particularly for the Central Bank, target of thugs dragging their spats in the halls of railway stations, playgrounds, the Big Dipper Fair throne interconnections RER, shady bars of the twentieth district. Barroso agreed with the chief and announced upcoming changes to the Schengen zone so that "the arrests could move as fast as the capital in the mainland currency area". We do not quite understand what Putin grumbled in his turret, except that we should "go up against the Greek anarchists into the toilet"
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Regarding Christine Lagarde she promised to create new housing rights disconnected from the construction of public housing. _ "Better rights than the rooftops," she said Xavier Darcos Abraham sitting on a tank, listening to the penitentiary doors Jhonny an Ipod, absorbed in his meditation on the total annihilation, drop by drop plans retirement. In front, from the insecure, waiting to march on the headquarters of the Commission is finished swallowing stocks Haribo and Boursin pepper. Emboldened gastronomique j'avais enchainé : _" Mais je m'écarte de mon sujet, chers citoyens, je veux dire du sujet que Brice Hortefeux m'a donné à traiter et sur lequel j'ai carrément buggé. Notons aussi qu'après plus de dix ans passés à écrire des fictions pour des gouvernements identiques en alternance, pour les ministres du CAC 40 et du marché obligataire, j'avais de quoi être légèrement claqué, voire plus, d'autant que si j'arrêtais d'écrire une seconde j'étais toujours menacé d'être foutu à la porte, comme dix ans auparavant. Car, n'est-ce pas, où sommes nous? De quoi s'agit-il exactement? D'une performance de Jan Fabre à Davos deux jours avant la faillite d'UBS et l'extension de l'auto-entrepreneuriat à tous les pouilleux suisses? D'une réforme du lycée menée à partir du casino de Deauville et retransmise en visio-conférence aux sièges du MIT et de l'OCDE? Du tournage d'un remake de la prise du Panthéon en 1981 par Bernard Tapie? D'un saut à l'élastique de Nicolas Sarkozy - attaché à Jack Lang - depuis le toit du FMI? Évidemment je voudrais être beaucoup plus clair dans ma description de la situation actuelle, mais ce n'est pas facile, d'abord pour des raisons conceptuelles, on l'a bien compris, ensuite parce que François Fillon me jette des œillades destinées à me signifier que si je continue so I'll finish at the Ibis Roissy radiation before takeoff. Or, at best, to the employment center with a compensation of two hundred euros for three months before being sent by bus to the CHAPSA Nanterre, due rights. Thirdly, because due to carbon emissions and the accelerated melting of permafrost, there will soon be over three meters and we eat a cyclone a week IDF region. And of course I'm not talking about the rising acidity of the oceans that we guarantee to have vinegar for thirty billion centuries. Without minimizing the loss of ice lightning which complicates the overall analysis and confuses the while undermining our beloved Dune du Pyla, will result in empty grain elevators and dry up the fleet of taps of the Zambezi to the nightclubs in Abkhazia via the Hamam Honduras. And the martyr of bluefin tuna is Contempt Jean-Pierre Godard or what? Should we also attack the hypermarkets Carrefour and Leclerc down the Seine, then, by way of ransom, return the caviar in exchange for obtaining a guaranteed income for all? Will you agree to be crushed in the fanatic obsession of cash which infuriates Societe Generale, Goldman Sachs and bank tutti? I ask: in short, if you look closer, what is all this does not look like a Black Jack on the Ponzi roulette G32? Am I clear, I am well understood by the voters of the Schengen area bank? And Frédéric Lefebvre and Christine Albanel? Marin Karmitz and 2, King of the NDC and local MEDEF, Marshal of multiplexes and industrial Delarue? And Mitterand Jr. known to Marseille as the Pinky Rosette, recruited to the Department for trepanning Hadopi of intermittent blow to Nabucco excellence, Olivier Py at Dada on Patrice Chéreau, with glory crowned heads and NAF codes. I said: I am now slightly Mylène las mater, Cedric, Dorothea's sunbathing on a beach of Koh Lanta by eating frozen mackerel from at ED. What did they have never experienced before whistling, these artists of the islands? It is appropriate carton TF1 prudhomme quickly and to redesignate all contracts confuses biffetons roughly a hundred euros, and then go shopping at Fauchon bio? In truth, according to Cedric who gets off on serious Cynthia Koh Lanta tanning is worse than a library: you guys Endemol press the flesh and then you throw for piranhas, and then there you interest to Manaudou your crawler and fast to the social worker - as long as la meuf n'ait pas déjà été compressée dans le plan Fillon pour le salut de la France et de ses chaînes de bagnoles. Sinon tu coules, t'es déchiqueté dans la piscine du Loft, on te repêche le lendemain flottant à la surface parmi des Bons du Trésor US et des francs suisse du Zimbabwe! Non, non, inutile de te mouiller plus longtemps dans ce crash mondial avec Gérard Carreyrou, Nicolas Demorand, Obama, Arthur, Zapatero, Jean François Coppé, Jiang Zemin, Mick Jagger, non, non, sèche-toi et quitte vite fait la Plaine-Saint-Denis avec sous ton bras la mallette du super bonus bourrée de pépites d'or. Autrement, t'es bon pour un passage devant la commission départementale Insertion _ with your expertise cognitive mental disabilities to rectify your pathological inclination to refuse jobs raquis hundred euros monthly. So I ask a second question to one thousand dollars: does one account to impoverish us stun grenade blows up the end of programs? I even asked solemnly: Who wants our banana skin, which wants to draw our maps lice, which wants to ban ATM, which wants to sort through a side "to fit the jobs suck" in the green bin , putting the other side 'waste final fit and unable to repay their credit consolidated "in the yellow bin? Well, stay quiet, I had warned, do not forget that now I have to leave the hut mortgaged my parents, ie forget the live-box and PlayStation my mother, restaurant vouchers, and checks the mutual wood my father ... Thus ends my early adolescence on the eve of the anniversary of my thirty-four. Now, dear Jean-Luc, I need an income to fill my pink pig and ensure my autonomy. Tell me Brice, swallowed all these years to compose tubes employers and wrap packages are they going to tax myself compensated?
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Also I'll soon be able to co-produce software automatic recharge my credit card, or from scratch jointly code for a site training in survival techniques in urban devastated by hedge funds? Apart from these popcorn should we not recognize that the bankruptcy of General Motors is a real birthday party for the permafrost of Siberia and marmots The Cluz? What do you think, dear candidate? Celebrating the first year of the disappearance of Renault-big-morbid Ford d'azote the-top, the Toyota-gazs de ouf ... Seriously, is not it: raise our cup to the decay Chinese Champomy indexed on crack barrel Ozone ... Better, dear customers: toast the resurrection of the dolphins in the Pearl River on the anniversary of the Long March of erésasstes Stains to the seat of Undertakers JP Morgan? No? Banco good tips? Who wants me this way? Henri Guaino / his car / one night and moon at RSA / in the 9-3? No, seriously, I need to slam one of my two jokers? Should England as unemployed scan lie detector to irradiate the fraudsters? In my opinion it is better to test the catapult on the board of directors Unedic? Problem: The bike has it been designed to address both simultaneously canards? Stand it to launch unemployed drawbridge and battlements of the employment center? But enough chatter! Enough shelf-TV at 21 h 30 to assess "the impact of psycho-charitable financial crisis on the red tuna and temporary". Action! In our DVD, brother, you were very much a side July 14 suburbs in November 2005 mounted in symbiosis with the anti-CPE pogo spring 2006, and mixed from Rome to Madrid, from Berlin to Thessaloniki. And towards the middle of the program in the 43rd minute you saw Benzema who planted a goal to hell in Manchester in the quarterfinals of the Champions League. The match took place in 2012 in the Emirate of Dubai destroyed by riots good Philippines a year earlier. Too crazy. Was essential to capture this: the massive unwinding of our ethical positions, full conversion of private property into an eco-community property, HLM, mega-maxi-investment in education, transport for free, multiple prototypes for experimentation, sharing, equality , et cetera, et cetera. And, hey, of course, you add all the cool projects that you love them, no problem. Ouaich, ouaich, looks like Jhonny Depp drunk djin tonic in Pirates of the Caribbean 8 - when to get your hands on the treasure of UIMM the CFDT -: bankruptcy amid EU accounting, Bank of Obama Russia and the Camorra, becoming-art of the bubble and credit become out-of peaches Melba Tata and the upcoming convention Unedic written by my apple. Yeah, and then the icing on tartiflette Pipo Chérèque, the script was subtitled in Greek for the numb and carnations. My word, with a cast like this would mean the next carton Interflora Mundial! But hey, what place would occupy Hungary in qualifying for the total failure? And the killers of Hyppo Real? And the Polish zloty? Chink and the PC? And Latvians? And the British? And the Gauls Sarkoland changing Anglo-Saxon uninterrupted? Were they all fall on foreigners and the lynching exit zones by accusing them of having looked through their savings plan housing, their life in tatters, their flags reviewable? And, taking advantage of the lunch break, have piqued their badge and bullet, then having quietly slipped their straightjacket smicards? And yet the squat coffee machine in the break rooms Zonzon the BIA, and suicides in prisons of the Poles in precarious? And also to shade their Kbis routed with their micro-enterprises capilotade? If it feared so what? Gaul key lock and break Dare Dare ULM low cost of the LLC to its full majesty credit crunch? But to land in what badgers? Or do the ready-made artist at Documenta in Poitiers? Or at Leclerc in Kassel? Or open bakeries and projecting the film club Straub-Huillet continuously into the outback Breton? But to fall in what jar of formaldehyde? Bugger! I felt the sensual presence of dolphins in the RSA queer fish pond red Carrefour - under the trees in the patio plastoc. For the first time I began to paddle out to sea, and not snapping teeth and to seek training. My cousin Yacine, stock trader at Barbes, fana market cartridges Marlboro Light, gained momentum on the diving board to run a triple somersault with double loop self-reduction, somersault over barriers and triple metal bell DAB. My friend Chloe who speculates on the profitability of Mallarme to the rating agency Moody's - which was awarded a triple A LEP Victor Hugo Drancy for his exemplary conduct during the blockades credenzas the winter of 2008 - was dressed in one two-bedroom pixels too golden, too, too dandy. It tasted noodles using chopsticks radius _ Gourmet baguettes were also used to carry a banner. The banner was red candy graph letters: "The F16 taking off with banks fueled the tune of schools and you face the riddle of primetime plutonium produced with funding of hospitals. "And below it:" beep-bap-loulap, okay nazebroque shareholder, leaving concrete operations outrageous. "In fact, that Having come into the top corner of the MEDEF's new compensation model for employees to use discontinuous from the left at the edge of the penalty area by the Coordination of intermittent and precarious Ile-de-France? Person? on the life of my mother, on what you spend your Saturday with PlayStation and your vacation? On Xbox 844? You'll never see games Grove Avenue? You never play on XCIPIDFX 2003? On another banner, provided to register for training to fuck my key, could decrypt: "Turn off the Teloché rapido, fuck debts and Cofinoga turn illico new social rights." And a third: "For the currency here: you boss me files you one hundred thousand euro bonus, Joe chomdu me I'll lend you my fifty canisters of gas." Cool, cool. The demo was still stalled for a second, and then we all had dark straight ahead as a single goat, swimmers and eating noodles with large bananas. And then, mixing thousands of hands and sticks, pressing the Play button, immediately, from the hissing drones and repetitive firing of CNN and TF1 automatic full state of emergency, the center of the hypermarket, the projection of our DVD had begun. Round demonic. The credits - the Work - the great joy
